Welcome!

Politics makes strange bedfellows, and technology is no exception. Teknocratix brings you the latest news and analysis of the politics of tech.

Contact

Josh Centers
Email | Twitter

Twitter

Topics

Creative Commons License

Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Young Girl in 1990?

Glenn Beck

No. At least, we have no evidence to support that. However, Glenn Beck IS trying to kill the parody website DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoungGirlIn1990.com.

The domain was registered by Isaac Eiland-Hall of Panama, Fla. on Sept. 1 of this year. The site offers dubious “evidence” that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

A mere three days later, on Sept. 4, Beck filed a complaint with the Word Intellectual Property Organization (PDF), requesting that the domain name be taken from Eiland-Hall.

Eiland-Hall’s lawyer, Marc J. Randazza, responded with a gloriously sarcastic legal brief (PDF). No seriously, read it, it’s likely the most entertaining legal document you will ever lay eyes upon. Here’s an excerpt:

Beck has tried to paint himself as a “babe in the woods” who has fallen
victim to a vicious character attack.  In reality, Beck is an accomplished
and deliberate manipulator of public opinion, and it is absurd to suggest
that   he   himself   does   not   understand   the   nature   and   function   of
Respondent’s  website.  Given  his  long  history  of  using  the  Gottfried
Technique,  Beck  must  have  recognized  that  the  respondent  has  merely
presented Mr. Beck with a mirror.  If Beck does not like what he sees, the
Respondent is not to blame.

The joke, borrowed from Gilbert Gottfried’s hillarious roasting of Bob Saget, originated from a post on Fark.com, thus the aforementioned “Gottfried Effect.” The joke became an instant meme, most notably on social news site reddit.com.

Beck himself is no stranger to making outrageous claims, such as calling President Obama a racist. He has even compared himself to Howard Beale, the crazed newsman in 1976’s classic satire, “Network.”

There are a couple of curious things about this case. The first is why Beck is attacking the site internationally, instead of inside the United States. Scientific journalist Ed Brayton offers a likely explanation.

“Because he knows he would lose a libel suit,” said Brayton in an Oct. 5 post. “He is a public figure and the site is clearly satirical. Under precedents like Falwell v Flynt, it is virtually impossible to win such a suit.”

The second is Beck’s silence on the vicious rumor that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Odd behavior for such an outspoken man.

1 comment to Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Young Girl in 1990?

  • DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAWebsitein2009.com

    This fucking moron can’t even see the irony in what’s going on. He insinuates shit like this all the time to push his paranoid fantasies. This is just a taste of his own medicine, and by sicking his pussy lawyers on it, he is only demonstrating that he is a hypocrite and a coward.

Leave a Reply

 

 

 

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>