You probably can’t even access it yet, and those in the loop aren’t even sure what it does or how it works. Well Adam Frucci over at Gizmodo has figured out Wave’s true purpose: Conquering the entire world.
Of course, if ad blockers are used to prevent Bottomfeeder’s ads from showing, or Stingrays are blocked or tampered with, Google reserves the right to use Great White to damage your online reputation by pulling private and humiliating information from your Wave history. It’ll spread the information to your contacts based on the Swordfish algorithm, which analyzes which people will be the most offended by each particular nugget of data. Great White will continue until the ad blocker is removed and/or Stingrays are returned to proper working order.
Thanks for the heads up, Adam! We’ll be sure to keep our tinfoil hats handy.